Empty Inside

Sekarang sedang asyik melihat gambar2 kecantikan kawasan pergunungan Pulau Jawa. Mount Bromo dan Madakaripura Waterfall especially. Kagum dengan keindahan alam. Masya Allah! Secara tak langsung membakar semangat aku untuk meneruskan perjalanan hidup seharian (waktu bekerja sahaja). At least, until that particular time comes - 3 minggu lagi.

I hope I can make it. I KNOW I can make it.

=((

Bebulu

Serious shit aku dah bebulu, ok.

Hishhh tak sabarnye! Tak sabarnye! Tak sabarnye!!!

At the moment, gambar ni keeps me going...



Tapi my favourite adelah dari Flickr sorang mamat nih... Memang cantik2 beb! Serious tak sabar!! Dah buat aku separuh jatuh cinta dah ni..

Click here. =P

Vote Earth

Blogging in the dark, trying to do my part for Earth.

Nak keluar rumah, jalan-jalan tengok KL.. sangat malas. Thanks to my company yg belum bayar gaji.

=(

MTeST

Stands for Malaysian Teacher Selection Test for those who wish to pursue their career as a teacher. Before KPLI that is.

Eh agak poyo je ayat tu.

Anyway, I just finished mine @ SMK Vivekananda, Brickfields. There's 5 modules to be completed; all in objective format:

+ INSAK (Inventori Sahsiah Keguruan)
+ Analitikal
+ Kuantitatif
+ Verbal (Bahasa Melayu)
+ Bahasa Inggeris

30 minutes for each modules with very limited time break in between. Good, the earlier it finished, the better. 135 questions for INSAK with only 2 answer options; A or B. To me, there's no right or wrong for this - it's just to show that we have the quality to become a teacher.

Contohnye:

Kamu terdengar kawan-kawan membawa cerita tidak baik tentang kamu, sedangkan ia tidak benar. Adakah kamu akan

A) Confront your friend about the issue
B) Abaikan dan teruskan pekerjaan kamu seperti biasa

* Of course that's not the exact question la, sebab takde campur bahasa. They're all in Malay except for Bahasa Inggeris!

Paper Kuantitatif tu Math. Unfortunately for me, my love and knowledge for Math was long gone since SPM, 10 years ago. It was kinda hard. Math with a touch of IQ test. * Urgh *. Overall, I think this exam is different from the others. But so far I've only taken 2! Haha. PTD is definately harder. SPM is the hardest (was that a joke, dude? it's not funny).

I hope I get through to the next round - interview. The stage where I fear most, coz I sound stupid when I talk. Regardless of language. IF I were to pass everything, I'd be a Pendidikan Seni Visual teacher lepas graduate. At least that's what I opted for. Nak jadik macam Mummy.

Ahaks! =)

Places of Interest

Dalam hati teringin nak pegi:

1. Yogyakarta. Nak tengok diaorg buat batik, and most importantly nak ade kan batik-shopping-spree. Kalo dapat pi concert macam dalam TV diaorg tuh, lagi best. Tapi tak masuk dlm mosh pit, of course.

2. Kota Kinabalu. Nak panjat Gunung Kinabalu. If aku naik Mt. Bromo kat Surabaya, kenapa gunung kat negara sendiri takmau naik plak? Plus nak tengok Rafflesia secara live. Kene exercise la sebelum pegi, but that's besides the point. Haha.

3. Brunei. Nak tengok diaorg buat songket, dan nak membeli songket. Sama macam Yogya lah. Aku mmg obses dgn 2 mende nih - batik & songket. And ties (yg abg pejabat pakai gi keje). Don't know why. Tapi tak pernah own any, just that aku suke sangat tengok design nye yg cantik2.

4. UK. Nak visit Uncle Tony. Dengan Mak Leha la skali. Tapi aku rasa destinasi ni mmg susah la nak sampai. Unless tiba2 ada orang kaya datang sedekah RM5k kat aku.

5. Beijing. Nak jejakkan kaki kat Great Wall of China dan nak tengok National Center for the Performing Arts (NCPA), next to the National Stadium. It was one of the feature building in National Geographic Channel's Megastructures, which is one of my fav shows. Haha.

Of course, kesemua ni memerlukan perbelanjaan yang banyak dan mencabar diri aku untuk mengumpul duit. And no, Mummy, I'm not saving my money untuk kawen. I'm sorry but I'm more interested in travelling.

Ini semua cita-cita sampingan. Yang utama ialah menunaikan Haji. Cita-cita semua umat Islam. InsyaAllah satu hari nanti...

Cakap Pusing - Pusing

Kenapa orang yang call untuk offer credit card ke, insurance ke.. ape2 jek la... diaorang banyak sangat cakap?

Aku faham dia nak terangkan apekah offer dia, tapi part nak soh kita amik offer tu dan bayar... hishhh.. berbelit sana sini. Memang saje nak kena kan orang la. Aku ni dah la jenis bangang bab2 ni, pastu biler aku tanya sepatah dia jawab panjang2 siap mcm nak citer balik apa offer dia. Jadik lebih tak paham la aku! Kalo kat ofis pun sama. Boss terang pendek aku paham. Satgi bebudak lain tak paham, boss pun citer panjang2, last2 aku yg balik confuse tak paham. Padahal aku dah grasp the concept masa 1st dia citer.

Adeh... skang aku plak cakap pusing2 mcm tangga spiral.

Now everytime ada orang call for any offers, aku tanya benda tu mesti ke aku amik? Ada option for me to say no? To me orang tu patut jawab Yes/No aje. Tapi biasala nak peningkan pala kita, dia pi pusing2 lagi ayatnye. Of course lah last2 jawapannya aku ada option to say No.

Lenkali cakap pendek2 bleh? Dan kasi ruang untuk aku bertanya. Usah bazirkan air liur dan tenaga anda.

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TAHNIAH ! ANDA DIPANGGIL MENDUDUKI UJIAN MTeST!
(Malaysian Teacher Selection Test)

Sabtu ni, ok! Memang main rempuh aje la. I can do it! Aku harap aku berjaya.

InysaAllah

Hey Hey

Still
Brian McKnight

Cry-Baby

Baru dapat tengok Marley & Me malam tadi. Sweet nye! Aawww~
Aku rasa semua orang nak life macam tu. Kan? You marry the man/women you love, work hard dari bawah to the top, dari rumah kecik jadi rumah besar, have kids, susah senang diharungi bersama (cewah!).. etc. Tapi anjing tu kene tukar jadik kucing la kan. Hehehe...

Part ending terpaksa nangis la wei. Sedih!! Jennifer Aniston dan anjing tu berjaya buat aku menangis teresak2, but not Owen Wilson. Maybe sebab dia tu asyik belakon kelakar jek, biler sedih cam tak syok plak. Tapi, tengok movie ape jek aku tak nangis? A Lot Like Love yang cam bodo2 tu pun bleh buat air mata aku jatuh, apetah lagi I Am Sam. Bengkak mata!

Eeiii. Ape nak jadik aku nih?!

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Is your favourite colour blue?
- No, it's black. Duh~
Do you always tell the truth?
- No, but I try to.
Do you believe in outerspace?
- Yes.
And I'm learning you

Is your skin as tanned as mine?
- Err.. dunno.
Does your hair flow sideways?
- No, I guess.
Did someone took a portion of your heart?
- Yes.
And I'm learning you

And if you dont mind
Can you tell me
All your hopes and fears and
- I hope I can be a better daughter & friend. I hope war and hatred will vanish from the world. I hope I can love. I hope I have the idea of what I wanna do / become.
- I fear balloons, deep blue sea, relationships and death.
Everything that you believe in
- I believe in love.
Would you make a difference in the world
- I think I would, if I were a teacher.
I'd love for you to take me to a deeper conversation
Only you can make me

I let my guard down for you
- Securiforce?
And in time you will too

If you dont mind
Can you tell me
All your hopes and fears and
Everything that you believe in
Would you make a difference in the world
I'd love for you to take me to a deeper conversation
Only you can make me

Deeper Conversation - Yuna. Best gak.

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What kind of person do you fall for?
The Mechanic

Hahahahah. Lawak bodo.

Friends

6:15pm
Me : Hey jom gi makan malam ni?
Zul : Taknak lah, takut....
Me : Ok2 (nak perli takut Mak aku marah la tu)

9:20pm
Zul : Wei nak kuar makan tak?
Me : Takpela, aku dah masak.

10:30pm
Call from Zul.
Zul : Wei aku dah on the way ke rumah kau ni. Jom gi makan.
Me : Huh? Kau biar betul? Kau call salah orang ke? Tau tak cakap dgn sape nih?
Zul : Nak ke taknak ni?
Me : Habis kau dah on the way, aku nak wat cemana?!

11:30pm
Zul : Aku da sampai.
Me : Jap

Tengok luar tingkap, tak nampak bayang dia. Turun bawah pun tak nampak. Call punye call tak angkat. Seriously pissed off.

Naik atas balik, marah2, tido. Memang serious shit ingat dia salah call orang tadi, so aku ni kire macam kena tipu la. Dengan my own best friend? Huh. Aku punye tahap marah time tu mmg hebat, ok!

11:50am
Zul : Mana kau? Lama nya.

Calling Zul
1st attempt, tak angkat jugak. Pelik. Check Call History to check his phone number. Oh, rupanya I've been calling his other number. Fine, my mistake jugak for not checking.

Me : Wei mana kau? Tak nampak bayang pun! Penat jek aku turun tadi (if aku marah, mmg aku akan membebel)
Zul : Aku kat blakang keta kau nih.. Cepat la turun! (dgn nada nak balas balik kemarahan aku)

Masuk keta, marah giler. Masing2 nak menang. Macam begaduh, tapi last2 kol 3 pagi gak sampai rumah. Hehehe..

Black is so Me

Scabbers took the quiz "What color is your personality?" and the result is:
Dark Black

Nur completed the quiz "What color is your personality?" with the result Dark Black. You are a very depressed person who mopes around a LOT. You don't really care about other people, you just focus on yourself and everything that is wrong in your life. You have the potential to be a good friend, but you choose to be by yourself all the time. You would rather be in your room all by yourself than hang out with friends.
Your motto: "Don't care." My advice: Don't be so angry all the time. Focus on the good in life and try to make friends..

Who are you to give me advice? And yea, Zul. I get it. You're still mad at me. I was just being honest, ok! AND yes, boss, I will check in my source codes. Sorry!

I'd like to get out of myself now please. Thank You.

Party Plans

Why I'm Fat

A doctor, kat The Breakfast Show kata, if you hang out with a person who likes to eat, the chance of you gaining weight is very high.

No wonder la Dahlia makin tembam satu ketika dulu. Sebab dia hang out dengan aku. And no wonder la aku makin gemok, because I hang out with my self way too much. Who else would I hang out with anyway?

Kat ofis aku sorang2. Breakfast, lunch, dinner... semuanya sorang2. After office hours, mana ada kawan beb? Weekends, I prefer lazing around at home. If I do go out, I go out alone too. Tula. Mana taknye makin gemok. When I am with myself, I eat.

I used to have Zul to run to, but since Mummy tak kasi aku hang out with him dah... dia pun cam merajuk jek ngan aku.. takde la nak jumpa. Tapi kalo jumpa pun, main agenda kalo tak wayang, mesti makan. Duh~

Kenapa aku tak mention Dahlia? Hahaha.. lawak. Dia tu lagi la bz tak terhingga sampai agak malas aku untuk meng-contact. Nama je duduk depan rumah, aku lagi selalu jumpa kawan yg kat Shah Alam dari jiran sendiri.

Kalo aku dapat keje kat Muar, lagi la gemok. Semua orang suke makan! Hahahaha... Tapi wat cemana, Makton masak sedapppppppp. Ahaks~

Jinx much?

Jinx

• A sort of curse placed on a person that makes them prey to large numbers of minor misfortunes and other forms of bad luck;
• A person afflicted with a similar curse, who, while not directly subject to a series of misfortunes, seems to attract them to anyone in his general area.
• An object that brings bad luck.

I may be a jinx when it comes to taking the bus back to KL. The first time was a few weeks earlier when I took Hasry Bus. This bus is well-known in Muar for its really bad condition. Haha. Takde air-cond all the way, ok!

Then yesterday I took a bus from another company, Maharani. Well-known for it's best service. And hey, guess what? Halfway to KL, air-cond rosak. Berenti kat Pedas to repair, but as soon as we got out of the rest area, air-cond pun mati. Luckily we were sitting kat bawah bumbung yg boleh dibukak sikit for udara.

Nampak tak ke-jinx-an aku? Cis! Still, I haven't given up on busses altogether. I wanna try balik KL naik Mayang Sari pulak. People's Choice punye bas la kirenye nih. See what's gonna happen. Kehkehkeh...

Double Decker

Sampai gak hajat aku (ayat cam org tua) nak naik bas 2 tingkat. Yeay! Thank you, bas Mayang Sari! Dah la seat macam kerusi Osim, tak ramai orang (bas kol 11 mlm, mana tak nye), dan air-cond yg sejuk dan nyaman. Tak lupa juga terima kasih kepada my W910i yg ada fungsi radio dan walkman dan sound yg best. Mendodoikan aku sepanjang jalan. Nak update blog dlm bas, tp intenet connection tak stable plak. Kejap ada kejap tak. Tensen aku, lalu tido.

Lenkali if aku rasa malas dok KL hujung minggu, aku balik naik bas jek. Kol 11 mlm. Mayang Sari. Hahaha

Blog Deer-ie,

Aku tak suke the word "Dear" or "Sayang". Dan aku tak suke bila orang cakap menggunakan perkataan2 tu di belakang ayat. Contohnya,


I mean.. WTF? Geli weiii... Serious aku sangat geli dengan ayat2 panggilan cenggitu. Ada orang yg pernah buat ayat cenggitu kat aku, lelaki dan perempuan. Dua2 aku geli. Although yg lelaki tu rasa geli bercampur bunga, rama2 dan confetti... tapi still geli gak.

Dan aku tak pernah cakap dgn org lain cenggitu. No way. Yucks. Bleh buat usus aku terkeluar lalu mulut.

Penjara

Kalau aku kena masuk penjara, I'd be 40% happy and 60% sad.

Sad obviously sbb tak dapat dok ramai2 kat rumah dgn family, etc. Happy sbb takyah pi keje. Berenti terus! Tapi kalo dia bagi aku laptop dan internet access, soh gak aku wat keje dlm cell, I'd probably figure out a way to kill myself. Contohnye menghantuk kepala kuat2 pada dinding sampai pecah. Or tak makan. Or suruh jiran sebelah belasah aku di waktu leisure.

Eh tapi kalo cell sebelah didiami oleh Michael Scofield, aku stay jek la. Giler hot cenggitu takkan aku nak blah awal kot?

Cross The Line

Effect lagu ni lebih kurang macam lagu Shahnon Shah - Dilanda Cinta.
Aawwwww~

I love you, John Legend! *kisses*

Celebrity Crushes

Zaman skola dulu I had a crush on Roslin Hashim. Simpan gambar bawah tilam, ok. Tatau la amende aku nampak kat dia. I guess back then badminton tu kan tengah hot. So he's kinda like, my hero gitu2 la.. Maybe skang kalau jumpa tengah jalan, langgar bahu, cakap sorry pastu blah. Takde nak buat aku neves ke ape kot. Now that nama Roslin Hashim asyik naik sbb kes cerai dia tuh, teringat balik zaman dulu2. Agaknye everytime Roslin kuar tv, bleh menitiskan air mata kegembiraan dibuatnya!

Zaman skang aku suke kat Will Quah. Tapi takde la sampai simpan gambar bawah bantal. Cuma pagi2 before work I have to hear his voice. Dulu kat RedFM sangat best dgn jokes dia yg klaka giler. Skang bukak Ntv7 - The Breakfast Show, tak kelakar sangat, but I get to see his face! Bagi flying kiss kat tv. Tak sampai tahap cium tv, ok! Pernah ternampak sekali kat Pavillion, tergamam I! Huhuhu... Comel dan mampu membuat jantungku berdegup kencang. Awww.

Aku sungguh tak paham my own taste. Will tu nasib baik je la comel. In real life, kebanyakannye sumer yg rupa agak pecah jugak yg aku nak. Dan kalo keje bagus takpe, ini keje pun ntah pape.

Ah, whatever la aku nih! Loser!

Hari Pizli

Happy Birthday, Pizli!!!!!

Eh salah. Abang Pizli. Hahahah... Semoga anda ceria pada hari tua anda ini. Kurangkan marah dan rokok. =)

Birthday pun birthday la, yg penting aku tak sabar nak balik Muar harini. Rasa mcm nak amik halfday jek. Tengok baby baru jap, pastu balik. Wuhuuuu alangkah bestnya kalau bleh terjadi sebegitu.

Namun aku hanya mampu bermimpi... di siang hari.

Baby News

Welcome to the world, Mohd Faez Hateem! =)

Anak sedara yg ke-10. Fuh. Giler aaa... sepuluh tu! Sape sangka. Now tunggu news dari Hanum & bulan 6 nnt Fizah pulak.

So from this year onwards, hari raya jek aku akan menghilangkan diri.

Jangan Garu

JANGAN MAKAN SPICY FOOD, PLEASE!!!!

Shit la muke aku da naik gatal2 teruk gak nih. Habis sampai kepala pun gatai. Mau jek aku tampor sekor2 ulat dalam idung aku nih.

Kedai buat facial yg dekat rumah tu plak bukak sampai kol 7 jek weekdays. Malam nak hantor anak tuition katanya.

Arrggghhhh!!! Tensen!!!!

Tragic Kingdom

Friday

2:18pm - PM from Nur

nur : guess what?!!!
nur : aku just murdered shorty!!!
jhn : haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???????? APE????
nur : gua langgar dia!!!
nur : mana tahu dia dok blkg keta!!!
nur : dah langgar tu, dia bangun and walked towards meja kat pokok kertas
nur : and baring kat situ
nur : blood kuar kat mulut dia
jhn : ala sedihnyeeeeeeeeee

2:27pm - Alert from Maxis

You have 1 missed call from 019353xxxx @ 2.26pm.

Calling 019353xxxx

jhn : aku nak balik! shorty mati! tumpang bleh?
sj : ok.

2:31pm - PM from Nur

nur : ami baru call
nur : dia kata shorty dah duduk!!!
nur : confused aku!
nur : mati ke tidak ni!
jihan : =))
jihan : btw, tlg cakap ngan mak, jhn balik ngan sj.

2:45pm - Call from Mummy

mum : nak balik ek?
jhn : yup. betulke shorty tak mati?
mum : mak dah tanya dia tadi, dia dah angguk kepala. dia tengah tidur skarang.

5:55pm - Call from SJ

sj : lambat sket la. banyak keje. dalam kol 8++?
jhn : ok

6:05pm - Balik with CK

ck : going back today?
jhn: yea. a cat at home almost died!
ck : just because of that u're going back?
jhn : yup.

8:10pm - Calling SJ

jhn : hello. bleh aku kuar skang?
sj : belum. lambat sket. 9++.
jhn: ok.

9.05pm - Text sent out to SJ

Aku da sampai.

10.20pm - SJ sampai.

Saturday

12.30am - Sampai Muar.

No sign of Shorty.

6.30am - Inside Makdah's room.

Shorty walks slowly towards me & ami, meminta simpati. Except for his own master, orang yg melenyek dia.

A tragic story of Shorty yg hampir mati, and I, who have to wait an hour @ the lrt station. Sampai tertido.

=P

Btw, news just in this morning - bukan Shorty yg mati, instead Glion si busuk. Kena langgar dengan kereta unknown. Jumpa tepi jalan. Kesiannnnnnnn.....!!!