To all my guy friends (especially those yg tak baca blog ni) yg mana gf/tunang/wife dia rasa aku ni mengganggu kehidupan bf/tunang/husband dia, aku mintak maaf banyak2. But first get your partner to see me in person. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to be jealous of! I'm fat, ugly and my face is full of pimples. I'm not even filthy rich, cukup makan sahaja, Alhamdulillah.

Kalau pompuan tu tak kenal aku langsung aku tak kesah la. Ini kalo yg dok sekampung dengan aku, anak murid makcik aku, yg sedia maklum aku ni mmg kamcheng ngan boipren dia sbb kiteorg satu kolej dan slalu travel kl-muar naik bas sama2, TANPA mempunyai sebarang hubungan yg lebih dari kawan.... itu mmg membuat aku bengkek la dude!

Anyway, I'm sorry ya. Kalau aku dah comfortable dengan seseorang itu, aku suke la berkawan dgn dia. Wat cemana? So be it la!

Moving on to a new topic. Last night I suddenly remembered this one very fine day when Adik came here. He told me he just broke up with his high school gf, and I can't help but smile. Surprisingly, he smiled back at me.

* Sheesh! *

How pathetic THAT sounds now, eh? Time tu aku rasa di awang-awangan la. Skang ni aku rasa cam nak tergelak je. Or better, pegi carik dia pastu kasi bunuh. Har har har.

Apa pun, selamat menyambut hari Merdeka yg ke-50. Silerlah tanamkan rasa sayang kepada negara jadi semangat tu boleh diturunkan kepada anak-anak kite dan seterusnya.

I was the last person to arrive at the office this morning. 9.30 kot. Masuk2 je bosses dah ada. Heh. Sebaik la sini time flexible. Kalau kat office lama dulu confirm dah kena jelingan maut. Hahahaha...

Last night aku lepak kat Hartamas Square. Yup. Dalam keadaan hujan, kepenatan dan keserabutan membawa beg berat sbb ada laptop. Officemates aku sumer pun sama cenggitu. For as long as I've worked here, I've only been there once. I have been there before, but that was when I'm still attached to Spermajalang's beloved sister. Malam tadi aku nampak kemain ramai lagik Mat Salleh dok lepak2 makan. And there is this one table before us, a group of kids... They looked 16 to me, but they were drinking like tomorrow's still a school holiday. Of course most of'em are foreigners, tapi muke macam belum akil baligh je masing2. Macam nak attention from other people je. 2 girls lumba minum Carlsberg. Then diaorg isap "shisha" (cemana ntah nak eja) pastu pass asap around the table mouth-to-mouth. So the 2 girls yg lumba minum tadi transfer the asap to each other. Adehhh... bukan sexy namanye tu. Geli siot!!!

Sebenarnye takde point pun, aku takde citer nak diceritakan. So.... mengumpat la sket. Heheheh...

Rambut saya panjang.

This morning FixIt @ FlyFM, a guy's gf is cheating on him with another girl.

Yup... GIRL.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww...!!!!!

Since asyik takde idea apa nak tulis, I've decided to kecikkan my display.

So... enjoy! Hahahaha...

Blogging is no longer fun. There's no fun things to write anymore. I don't like this.

Adakah ini bermaksud I am no longer the fun person I was before? (Hahahahahaahahahahahaa.... perasan nak mati! Sejak biler ntah! Suke2 je meng-up kan diri sendiri).

This sucks la. I feel REALLY bored!

Why?!

1. I'm back from Singapore.

2. It's so damn cold in the office at the moment.

3. I don't have any work to do besides chatting.

4. I'm about to read Harry Potter buku 7 and please jangan ada siapa2 bagitau aku ape berlaku.

5. Is it ok to have an affair with your teacher? Not a married one la. This is not my case... but I sure hope it is. Sebab macam salah, tp cam best... Ntah? Am I not normal?

6. I suddenly miss Spermajalang. Of all people!!! Aiyaaa....

I'll be off to Singapore on Sunday. I won't be around next week to update you, blog dearie... Malas nak pandang internet kat sana. Nak bantai tido puas2 jek. Hahahaha...

In case ada siapa2 yg rindu kat aku, msg jek hp aku ok. Jangan call...nanti aku kena bayor mahal. Hahahahaha....

Later!

BORING GILER..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick, and think of you
Caught up in circles confusion is nothing new
Flashback, warm nights, almost left behind
Suitcases of memories
time after

Sometimes you picture me, I'm walking too far ahead
You're calling to me, I can't hear what you've said
Then you say, go slow
I fall behind
The second hand unwinds

If you're lost you can look, and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Time after time

After my picture fades and darkness has turned to gray
Watching through windows, you're wondering if I'm OK
Secrets stolen from deep inside
The drum beats out of time

I can NOT believe who PM-ed me tadi. Ken!! My senior kat ofis yg mana time aku masuk dia takde sbb dah kena send to LHDN buat project and now dia dah resign. His workstation is just beside mine, but he sat here sekali je time aku ada. He pernah talked to me, of course. Tapi aku cam malu2 sbb dia terrer plus bleh tahan hensem gak la.

Dan itulah yg membuatkan aku psyched nih. Bukan sbb ape pun, sbb aku ter send msg kat the whole group, including him walaupun dia dah resign dan tak perlu amik tau pasal ape2 update kat company. Ouch!! Excited aku dibuatnye. Ken! Aaawwww!!!

During the last 2 months, I've developed a new hobby - hanging out at the OUM library. I know, it's such a nerdy thing to do, but aku terpaksa. And surprisingly, I enjoyed it. And yes, I'll be going there again this weekend. I don't think I've ever been to any library besides BMI nye library dulu masa kat college la. Hahahhaha... Sebab masa kecik2 dulu kat Muar, Mummy tak galakkan aku gi library. Kat sana semua orang bukan belajar...tapi diaorg dating!

I'm NOT anywhere near to being a nerd la ok. I'm just there because I have to complete my project proposal. And sometimes I'm there because I need to borrow books. To study and prepare myself for work. Because of that, I haven't been to KLCC for God knows how long!!!

This weekend, thanks to PC Fair, I think I'll be going there for a while. I need to buy few things and also to check-out seluar kerja la. The other day in Singapore, I kinda ruined my pants sbb sterika tu panas sgt. Hehehehe... (Aku dengan iron mmg ada history) Sebaik suar tu tak koyak, tp tak cun aaa... Kot2 ada yg nak ushar... dah tak cantik pandangan mata diaorg. Hahahahahaha.... In your dreams, cik scabbers!

What do you think happened to me this morning? Of course during my drive to work la. Jalan tu jem giler, nak masuk lorong. So I was in a correct lane, suddenly ada van nak masuk mencelah. Dia dah lambat, so masuk la blakang aku kan? Sbb mmg sah2 aku dalam lane tgh gerak kedepan. Van ni taknak plak mengalah. Dia selit. Kalau selit berjaya... takpe. Dia langgarnye aku punye side mirror. Sebaik tak langgar body keta! Dan sebaik jugak la side mirror tu mmg boleh bengkok2. Hangin ler satu badan aku! Aku hon beribu2 kali. Biler dia berenti depan aku, dia jenguk kuar dari tingkap dia tanya aku apesal.

Adoi... can you be any stupid tak? So aku tunjuk la side mirror aku, dia buat signal yg dia nak masuk. Dia nak gak argue dgn aku yg dia tu betul. Isk. Cam malas lak nak layan sbb dia bangsa itu. Ala.... takkan korang tak tau bangsa yg pantang dapat keta. Dia la raja di atas jalanraya! Aku tak bukak tingkap sbb aku taknak tahap kesabaran aku hilang. Buruk jadiknye. Besides, nothing big happened so biar la kan.

So biler dah jalan tu, dia ni amik lane kanan. Orang kat lane kiri dah signal nak belok kanan. Lagipun mmg majority org kat lane kiri tu belok kanan. Yang dia ni plak dengan takde signal nye... terus jalan kedepan tanpa menghiraukan signal orang-belah-kir- yg-nak-belok-kanan tu. (Complicated tak citer aku nih? Hahahahha...) Ape lagi beb... kena hon la sekuat hati. So, point aku disini, some people are born and bred stupid. And since you have to control your anger, do not curse them. Instead, have pity on their endless stupidity.