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- Steven Wright
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
- Jack Benny
- Steven Wright
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
- Jack Benny
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Fat, short, ugly. Sings in the car. Not a talker. Loves scenery, art and cartoons. Daydreamer.
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