Scabbers : I feel happy today!

Wormtail : No you're not. You're miserable!

Scabbers : No, I really am happy.

Wormtail : No! I don't feel happy. I'm SAD. How can YOU be happy? We are ONE, in case you haven't noticed.

Scabbers : Errmm... Yea, maybe I do feel a bit sad. But still..

Wormtail : I don't get you.

Scabbers : I know. I don't get myself either.