Monsters Do PD

Wednesday, August 05, 2009 5 Comments A+ a-

Port Dickson, 1st August 2009 - Teluk Kemang beach was under attack by 7 monsters on Saturday morning.

The 6 monsters, plus 1 taking the picture

They bought food and drinks and stayed around for a few hours for a picnic and some gruesome action in the beach. They were nowhere to be seen in the area when the rain pours down again around noon.

After an hour of peace, they were being seen again in PD area. Reported by some witnesses, they then roamed over the firehouse at Tanjung Tuan for some uphill view of the sea.

The monsters going thru the woods in Tanjung Tuan

While they were lost in the woods, people in the area can feel the grounds shaking. A witness said that they were taking pictures.

"Yes, I saw them with my own eyes! They were trying to take jumping pictures. It was ugly.", said Ali, the cleaner at the area.

Around 5pm, they were seen heading back towards Sepang, but stopped by PD Town to attack a mamak stall at the roadside.

"They ate all my cendol, ABC, rojak, cincau drinks and goreng pisang!", claimed Mutu, the stall owner. "But thanks to them, my business was really good that day. I get to close early and spend time at home with my children", he added with a grateful smile.

Port Dickson is now in peace as the monsters are gone. The people of PD can sleep soundly from now on.

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pizli.mw
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3:10 PM delete

kau saje bayangkan cousin2 kau ni monster sebab kau taknak aku terpikat dengan diaorang kan??

Janganla macam tu Jihan.. Bagila diaorang berkenalan dengan aku..

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scabbers
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3:29 PM delete

hahaha.. tak la, sbb kami semua bersaiz extra large.. =P

nak kenal, try sendiri. aku tak masuk campur. hehehe..

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nazri
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7:51 PM delete

haha..
besh2 style ko bercerita..

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Digitalite
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8:01 PM delete

"But thanks to them, my business was really good that day. I get to close early and spend time at home with my children", he added with a grateful smile.

hahaha, mesti hepi Mutu dan familynya. hahahahahaha...

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scabbers
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9:47 PM delete

nazri : aaww thanks :">
voldemort : i sure hope so! sedap ok, the rojak! =D

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